things you will and won't find in mid daho

things you won't find:
a decent pair of black heels
vegetarians
a dog park
independent movies
frozen yogurt
any stylish clothes for men
newscasters that have any idea what they're doing
people who have lived outside of idaho/utah


things you will find:
people who have never used the internet
cowboy hats & bolero ties
an enormous wait at olive garden, the newest and most popular restaurant in town
people who find it acceptable to go out to eat in pajamas
the coldest wind on earth
a large selection of proenza schouler at target, because no one cares about it
diesel pickup trucks making up 70% of traffic at any given time
one girl who misses living in a city.